Mark’s storiesItaly · Summer 1867

Part of: The Quaker City excursion · 13 of 39

13 · Rome · 30 Jul – 9 Aug

Is he dead?

The Colosseum
The Colosseum. Not by Michelangelo. The guide admitted this with visible pain.
Trip details
When
8 Jun – 19 Nov 1867
How long
165 days
Who went
Me, sixty-odd pilgrims, and the Doctor, Jack and Dan
Stops
39
Getting around
The Quaker City, trains, a great many horses and one donkey

By the time we reached Rome we had been in Italy three weeks, and in that time we had heard the name of Michelangelo more often than the name of our Saviour, which on that ship was saying a great deal. He had designed everything. If a guide showed us a church, Michelangelo had built it. If he showed us a statue, Michelangelo had carved it. If he showed us a dome, a fresco, a fountain, a staircase or a view, Michelangelo had done it in an afternoon, in his spare time.

Things Michelangelo did, according to the guides
WhatHis partMy doubt
St. Peter'sThe domeGranted. It is a very good dome.
The Sistine ChapelThe ceiling, lying on his back for four yearsGranted, and I would not do it for any money.
David, in FlorenceAll of himGranted. It is the finest statue in the world, and needs trousers.
A fountain in GenoaThe designDoubtful. The fountain did not work.
The TiberThe banks, in placesI lost my patience here.
The weather on TuesdaySaid in all seriousnessI went to bed.

So the Doctor worked out a cure. Whatever the guide showed us, however fine, we looked at it with a face like a bucket of milk, and asked the same questions. Who did this? Michelangelo, the guide would say, trembling. And the Doctor would say: Is he dead?

We could not stop the guides from loving Michelangelo. We could only make them sorry they had brought it up.

It took about a day for it to work. You could see the guide's spirit going out of him like the air out of a bellows. He would show us an Egyptian mummy, three thousand years in its case, the finest in Rome. We would look at it a long while. Then the Doctor would say, very slowly, Is this man dead? And the guide would sit down on the step.

St Peter's Basilica and the obelisk in front of it
St. Peter's. Bigger inside than it looks, which is unusual in a church and unheard of in a hotel.
Looking up into a painted dome
The inside of a dome. Michelangelo. I asked.
Michelangelo's David, in marble
David, in Florence. I did not ask whether he was dead. One has to have some reverence.

I will say for Rome that it is the one place where the guides are not exaggerating. The city really is that old, and those things really did happen there, and you can stand in the Colosseum at dusk and hear the crowd, if you have eaten something disagreeable at dinner. We stayed ten days. I came away knowing a great deal about Michelangelo and almost nothing about Rome, which I am told is the usual result.

Photos from Rome