The only moving picture of me
Some young men from Mr. Edison's company came out to the house with a camera that takes pictures that move. I moved. Here is the result. I am told it will outlast me, which will not take much.
This summer two young men came out from Mr. Edison's company in New York with a camera on legs and asked whether I would walk about the garden for them. I said I had been walking about gardens for seventy-three years without anybody wishing to see it, and they said that was why. So I put on the white suit and walked about, and they turned a handle, and here it is.
I have watched it three times. The first time I thought: what a distinguished old gentleman. The second time I thought: he walks like a man who has been told about his liver. The third time I left before the end, which I recommend. It is a great thing, a moving picture. It shows a man exactly as he is, which no newspaper has ever done, and which no man should be asked to sit through.

They tell me this film will be shown long after I am gone. I hope the audience is better behaved than the one I had.
That is all. It is a short picture. I am told the young men are going to use some of it in a play about a prince and a pauper, which is a book of mine, so I shall be in the pictures twice, once as myself and once as a stranger, and I will leave it to the public which is the better performance.
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